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Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles [Selected Jokes 2022]

    Thanksgiving is family time and where members share Thanksgiving jokes and Riddles to enjoy their time and make it memorable. Sorting through the memories and finding the perfect joke to enjoy is a tedious job, but it is a fun job knowing that you will be able to bring a smile to your loved one’s face.

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    One of the key moments of thanksgiving that all family members like is that everyone will share Thanksgiving jokes and Riddles to have a gala time. The jokes and riddles can be from an actual incident in one’s life, or it can be made up one, but the goal is to spread a smile on everybody’s face.

    Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles

    1. What has feathers and a beak, but is dressed? A Thanksgiving turkey.

    2. What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving? A wishbone.

    3. I am everywhere at Thanksgiving ready to be tried, I wanna get away but I got dressed and now I can’t fly. What am I? A turkey.

    4. What do the Pilgrims, Indians, and Puritans have in common? The letter I.

    5. What is brown, big, and red all over? A turkey with cranberry sauce.

    6. Pious and devout, I wear black and white clothes and funny hats. I am not a nun nor a priest, but I was an adventurer. Who am I? A Pilgrim.

    7. What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner? Thanksgiving breakfast or lunch!

    8. How can you tell which side of the turkey is the left side? The part that is not eaten.

    9. What has feathers and a beak, but is dressed? A Thanksgiving turkey.

    10. I am a key that can fly and gobble. What am I? A tur-key.

    11. I am a 12-letter word, two compound words and people celebrate me in the fall. What am I? Thanksgiving.

    12. Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich? Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.

    13. If an apple, pear, and peach come from a tree, where do turkeys come from? A poul-tree.

    14. You reap what you sow because of me. Remove the first three letters, and I become an object you can wear. What am I? Har-vest.

    15. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

    16. I have legs and can walk, I am a key but can’t open the doors. What am I? A turkey.

    17. How do you make a turkey float? You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

    18. I am the smallest unit of measurement in the Pilgrim cookbook. What am I? A pil-gram.

    19. Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips and also as fries. What am I?  A potato.

    20. Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell each other their secrets in the cornfield? Because the corn had ears.

    21. Pious and devout, I wear black and white clothes and funny hats. I am not a nun nor a priest, but I was an adventurer. Who am I? A Pilgrim.

    22. I’m a flower that doesn’t bloom, sounds like a month, and floats over water. What am I? The Mayflower.

    23. How can a turkey end up with three legs, even though it only has two legs? Because it had grown another foot.

    24. I can be crushed, baked, carved and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I? A pumpkin.

    25. You reap what you sow because of me. Remove the first three letters, and I become an object you can wear. What am I? Har-vest.

     26. If you get a turkey when you cross a key with a fowl, what will you get when you cross a turkey with fire? A roasted turkey.

     27. I get roasted, but I am not coffee, and I sound like a country. What am I? A turkey.

    28. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G.

    29. I am soft but not a feather, I am sweet but not sugar. What am I? Candy yams.

    30. If it took three people four hours to roast a turkey, how many hours would it take four people to roast the same turkey? None! The turkey is already cooked.

    In this article, we have listed Thanksgiving jokes and Riddles that you can use to express your feelings.

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